why do you have chicken on your shoe?

Niki: why do you have chicken on your shoe...?
Curly: oh, I dunno maybe cuz it fell out of your mouth just now...

I already have a girlfriend...

Curly: Kazu, I found you a girlfriend. I'm sending a photo! Enjoy!
Kazu: Thank you Curly! But I already have a girlfriend...Im sending a photo! enjoy!

im baking you cookies...

Matt: im baking you some cookies.
Curly: they look like tiny turds...

Jeremy Scott sunglasses...

they hurt my fake nose :'(

Breakfast anyone?

oh, the good old days :(
dont it always seem to go that you dont know what you've got til its gone... :'(

GLADYS MOBILE!!!

this tree almost fell on my grandma's car also known as THE GLADYS MOBILE also known as the PT CRUISER of PT CRUISERS!

TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY!!!!!

unless you're this guy...

you're nothing but a piece of GARBEGE!

Guess which note Curly wrote...

:D

"I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WAS THIS DIRTY"

well, at least the little old asian man driving this car was being honest...

not my proudest moment...

Snail: i need glasses like these for my SNOOKI costume...
Curly: i think i may just have a perfect pair...

my dogs only want to be with me...

when im making booboo <3

The woman of our dreams...

I think i am gong to paint this on my body for my wedding day <3

this is junior...

He hates me...
enough said...

leave your assholes @ the door :)

@ cha cha lounge <3

Such Rebels...

Curly: Jen it says no smoking in this rental car...can i have a swig...

Dinner with Designer/singer Jen Awad...

little nasty...

huh?

I have no idea what this means....

Hubba HUBBA hubba...

WHO DIS FIIIIOOONE ASS FOO!?!?

SEXting...

sent this picture to a guy after he asked for a pic of my ass--its really my arm. :)

Tiny Little Hairs...

Tiny little hairs on my fingers...make a smiley face!!
Im so HAGHPPY!

seriously...

unless its on MY CHEST!!!

he knows wassup....

My good friend Mykey who is a teacher sent me this pic...the child was supposed to spell BLUSH!

eek!

Your pimple blood looks like a heart!!! >

Oh Sid....

This is why he never finishes his homework...

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time in 1996 a girl got her very 1st car! A brand new uuhh....eclipse? Then she said I'm gonna paint it PINK! And she did...

the END

Thug Life!

Smooth Criminal....not really. It's funny that he'd walk out that way. A little too smooth there my friend.....well if you see him make fun of him.

YAYYYYY!!!!!!!

Beauty and THHEE BEAST!

This is CHUNK the Chicken...

Enough said...

(Note: if you tap on the floor he'll charge after you and peck at you! yayy!)

This is Cleo...

Enough said...

BUT WHY?!!??!

I knew I hated HAPPY ENDINGS on Sunset for a reason...motherfuckers...

Downtown LA...

Jen Awad: look at that piece of shit....

Curly: imma go take a picture of it...

I'd never wash this car again! :)

YAYYY!!!!!!

Really Jesus?

THIS IS ALL THE SHAMPOO I HAD LEFT!!!! IN THE WHOOLE HOUSE?!?!

hmm...

HOW ELSE AM I GONNA WAKE THIS BITCH UP!?!?

This is Duke (all the time)...

enough said....

Curly-V gives this blog...

TWO THUMBS UP!!

This is Noah...

Or a Gremlin....you decide.

Period Blood!

Clean up on bathroom stall number 2! Someone dripped period blood on the floor!

Ladies please keep your nasty blood on your tampon or in your VAJAYJAY!!

Bathroom Art

It's nice to know someone loves their vibrator so much as to write it on a bathroom stall. And yes I would like a pizza pie till I die :)