eek!

Your pimple blood looks like a heart!!! >

Oh Sid....

This is why he never finishes his homework...

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time in 1996 a girl got her very 1st car! A brand new uuhh....eclipse? Then she said I'm gonna paint it PINK! And she did...

the END

Thug Life!

Smooth Criminal....not really. It's funny that he'd walk out that way. A little too smooth there my friend.....well if you see him make fun of him.

YAYYYYY!!!!!!!

Beauty and THHEE BEAST!

This is CHUNK the Chicken...

Enough said...

(Note: if you tap on the floor he'll charge after you and peck at you! yayy!)

This is Cleo...

Enough said...

BUT WHY?!!??!

I knew I hated HAPPY ENDINGS on Sunset for a reason...motherfuckers...

Downtown LA...

Jen Awad: look at that piece of shit....

Curly: imma go take a picture of it...

I'd never wash this car again! :)

YAYYY!!!!!!

Really Jesus?

THIS IS ALL THE SHAMPOO I HAD LEFT!!!! IN THE WHOOLE HOUSE?!?!

hmm...

HOW ELSE AM I GONNA WAKE THIS BITCH UP!?!?

This is Duke (all the time)...

enough said....

Curly-V gives this blog...

TWO THUMBS UP!!

This is Noah...

Or a Gremlin....you decide.

Period Blood!

Clean up on bathroom stall number 2! Someone dripped period blood on the floor!

Ladies please keep your nasty blood on your tampon or in your VAJAYJAY!!

Bathroom Art

It's nice to know someone loves their vibrator so much as to write it on a bathroom stall. And yes I would like a pizza pie till I die :)

Teddy Bear Baby!

This is Rio Nebula's (Marthurs baby!) ultrasound picture...doesn't he look like a teddy bear?!! Look at the ears and the little mouth and his arms and legs!

Hint: look inside the black circle in the middle...

My co-workers shirt....Ay Dios mio!!

Hairam: Sabe quien son ellos? (Do you know who they are?)

Carlos: No, no se...unos muchachos guapos como yo? ( No I don't. Some attractive guys like me?)

We are Siamese if you please....

Siamese twin bananas!!!

Martha its JULY!!

Why do you still have your X-MAS tree up?

Martha: I'm just gonna leave it for the next one...

SHUGAR? On my SNAIL SHAMPOO?

I think its funny how the ingredients try to be in english but they're not. Oil Olive? I wonder how many snails they had to juice for a bottle of this shampoo...?