why do you have chicken on your shoe?

Niki: why do you have chicken on your shoe...?
Curly: oh, I dunno maybe cuz it fell out of your mouth just now...

I already have a girlfriend...

Curly: Kazu, I found you a girlfriend. I'm sending a photo! Enjoy!
Kazu: Thank you Curly! But I already have a girlfriend...Im sending a photo! enjoy!

im baking you cookies...

Matt: im baking you some cookies.
Curly: they look like tiny turds...

Jeremy Scott sunglasses...

they hurt my fake nose :'(

Breakfast anyone?

oh, the good old days :(
dont it always seem to go that you dont know what you've got til its gone... :'(

GLADYS MOBILE!!!

this tree almost fell on my grandma's car also known as THE GLADYS MOBILE also known as the PT CRUISER of PT CRUISERS!

TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY!!!!!

unless you're this guy...

you're nothing but a piece of GARBEGE!

Guess which note Curly wrote...

:D

"I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WAS THIS DIRTY"

well, at least the little old asian man driving this car was being honest...

not my proudest moment...

Snail: i need glasses like these for my SNOOKI costume...
Curly: i think i may just have a perfect pair...

my dogs only want to be with me...

when im making booboo <3

The woman of our dreams...

I think i am gong to paint this on my body for my wedding day <3

this is junior...

He hates me...
enough said...

leave your assholes @ the door :)

@ cha cha lounge <3

Such Rebels...

Curly: Jen it says no smoking in this rental car...can i have a swig...

Dinner with Designer/singer Jen Awad...

little nasty...